Were the conferences set up at the worst possible time for you? Want to just hear the announcements made? Come on in!
Excuse me, would you like to join my cult? We have cookies.
Are you wondering whether or not you should get the new Dark Souls Remaster? Hopefully this will help you out!
So that’s where my socks go. Well, I hope they had a nice life.
The real horror is only having frozen lasagna to eat.
Should I vouch for this guy or ruin his chances for a Prom date? Oh, what the heck; I’ll vouch for ya, dude! +2 Charm
Incoming message to all the equipment at my base: stop breaking.
This land is rich with oil, I can feel it!
If our only audience is undead, so be it. We will rock their heads off either way!
Hey man, why don’t we just play some board games.