Author: Cowcrusher

Nov
15

REVIEW: Headliner: NoviNews

Headliner: NoviNews promises to let you live out all your fake news fantasies in a game where moral ambivalence can save the world, and caring too much will destroy it all.

Sep
10

REVIEW: Aggressors: Ancient Rome

Ancient Romans may have given us the calendar, indoor plumbing, concrete, highways, and socks, but according to Aggressors: Ancient Rome, it’s their contributions to 4X gaming that will go down in history.

Aug
15

PREVIEW: while True: learn()

I love nodes, and I love cats, so while True: learn() seemed like it would be perfect video game catnip for me. But once the nip faded from the machine learning theme, all that remained was an ineffectual puzzler.

Aug
14

REVIEW: Tales of Cosmos

Space isn’t supposed to be charming. It’s cold, dark, unforgiving, and unapologetic. And yet, in Tales of Cosmos, space is an anxiously charming place to be.

Jul
26

REVIEW: RPGolf

RPGolf is a sub-par experience that is too simplistic to be a convincing RPG and too inept to be a passable golf game.

Jun
27

REVIEW: Lobster Empire

Lobster Empire is a soggy slog through mediocrity that barely qualifies as a modern game, even less so a sim, and certainly doesn’t earn the badge of being an empire of anything but tedium.