Pseudo-anime zomboob joke goes here.
Why, oh why, did I turn down that dark alley. It’s a faster route home, but no one else travels through for it to be safe.
Our main protagonist wakes up in bed with a girl just as naked as he is. To make things worse, he has no recollection of the previous evening. If that were you, what would you do, run for the door or stay and bond?