Surprisingly polished for a game about slobbishness.
It’s an Utawallright port.
Playing favorites with armour battalions.
Of course it’s “The Allies”, I’ve got Australia with me, he’s my ally!
A general’s death is a tragedy. 23 large corps shattering is a statistic.
Consult the stars and heed well the words of your elders in the Brotherhood to divine the eldritch lore necessary to operate the interface of this game.
Become a catgirl. See the world. Exterminate thousands of fluffy creatures.
War is long periods of boredom sitting in a treeline all mission punctuated by one round of sheer terror desperately praying your LAW does damage to the Patton that just machine gunned you in the face.
OG Japanese schoolgirl gangsta rappas in da hood! [CRINGE]
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